Now for the next victims...
21.20
It's a curly-haired Alex Zane-alike called Kris, but with extra face fuzz, who thinks he's God's gift to women. In which case, we hope he kept the receipt.
Well, he works in fashion retail, so our statutory rights won't be affected if we want a refund, ladies. We're not sure we want to keep him for a whole 28 days anyway...
Who's next on the conveyor belt?
21.23
Ah. It's a brunette Barbie doll (ca... Read More